Spiritually speaking, I like to sit around all day...?

... thinking up of clever premises to agitate gullible people into rabid states of vilifying frenzy targeted at whatever minority group or school of thought happens to be the popagandized Goldstein of the Day. It makes me feel good to make other people feel bad, especially about themselves, and the more people i can get to join me in this activity, the more i feel like a somebody. Any ideas where i might find like-minded individuals to join me in this noble and worthy pursuit?